If you have to participate in Valentine’s Day, at least make it legal when you hand the card to your significant other (hereinafter referred to as “My One True Love”).
The generated text explains to your beloved that he or she is being granted the title of “Valentine” and expected to give you the same in turn. There are a couple of clauses specifying that the title can’t be granted to another individual for the duration of the agreement, that there will be some displays of public affection.
Or, you might want to check out the Anti-Valentine’s Day Playlist.
